I had to reserve an entire post for band names derived directly from the (New King James) Bible. Some of these phrases are absurd and honestly the only thing that kept me going through a lot of the humdrum and genocide.
These are in chronological order but I simply could not be bothered to properly list the linear citations. I will very politely reveal the book and chapter and then leave you to trust me that it really is in there somewhere.
For context – I am only through the Book of Joshua. NO SPOILERS. I know there will be many more juicy murders, sex crimes, and lovers spats between God and his minions to come.
Enjoy? I suppose.
- Sodom’s Depravity (Genesis 19)
- Sand of the Sea (Genesis 32)
- The Rod of God (Exodus 4)
- Uncircumcised Lips (Exodus 4)
- Aaron’s Miraculous Rod (Exodus 7)
- Unclean Creeping Things / Every Creeping Thing (Leviticus 11)
- The Law Concerning Leprosy (Leviticus 13)
- Concerning Unfaithful Wives (Numbers 5)
- The Budding of Aaron’s Rod (Numbers 17) – a bit of a repeat but had to include it because how could they possibly allow this
- The Law Concerning Unsolved Murder (Deutoronomy 21)
pro-whimsy agenda 